I will tell you about the Earth and the end of the Dinosaur’s Time…
It was not a ball, but more like a bowl o’ porridge… Any scholar knows it…And from the great deep dark above, O that sea of stars, crashed Not meteor, but the Great Big Spoon…
And as with any meeting of Porridge and Spoon there was a stirring… A disturbance of those Rapacious Chunks…
Those ‘saurs stood sweet and swaying, swept up in the swelter, sinking deep betwixt the depths of the Porridge…
and the rest… Well maybe another time.
im in love you
Actually Reading Right Here This Document And It Says Effective Immediately Yo’re In Grain Silo For Thousand Years
Brutalizing the Clergy by Shaking Up all the Doctrines and the poor old Fops cant tell Ten Commandment from Code of Hammurabi’s and Im Punching and Kicking the Bishops Something Fierce
There’s always a little Greyboy and he’s watching you just to make sure. Dont be mad or worry about it because he’s just making sure and you would be full of dials and glass and the worst instruments if he wasn’t making sure. You should be grateful
Have to be completely honest with you and this is the advice that you must follow if you want to avoid Transmogrifying permanently into Wretch so listen close and Heed with all your mind, OK you have to listen closely
NEVER trust a Sard
(about the turtles from mario) yeah so there’s seventeen million of those guys and they’re all over the ground. you can only pick them up one by one and you have to throw them all back into the woods. and then the next morning at least half of them will be back. but you do get dental
giving the henchmen and minions an extended sabbatical from dungeons, alleys, and trapdoors. shaking with joy until i send them to the cavern